Fragmento de clase de inglés de un profesor que pierde los estribos.

Hola a todos/as:

Allá va el famoso fragmento.

-Please, silence. Be quiet! Be quiet, please! Oh! WTF? Why do not you shut up and be quiet? I am going to tell you, let me tell you, er... well..., please, you has, you has (inaudible), you has, you has (inaudible). TEACHER.

-But, we do not understand, teacher (con acento francés y entonación vacilona.) ALUMNOS

-Ok. Ok. You have to do this in pairs. For example, you! come here, come here! (me cago en Dios estos franceses de mierda). You are A and you are B, you A, read the questions and you B answer the questions, for example, A, you say 'Tell me about your experience' and B you reply and say 'I have been working for...' (ruidos de nuevo en la clase.) TEACHER.

-Joder, me cago en Dios ya. You are the worst group ever and the motherfucking Eva staring at me as if I were a fucking retard and Julian too doing the same fucking and disgusting thing while thinking about the result of the referendum to be held in January 2015 (two years ago.) TEACHER.

-What's wrong with you (the teacher keeps insisting on trying to know what the fuck was going on)? Do not you like the way I teach? Well, (cara de psicópata y asesino descarado con Facebook) I do not give a shit because I have two MAs and I am going to study a Phd in the future in order to spit in your fucking and disgusting faces, you know? Ha ha ha ha. TEACHER.

-Nous ne comprener que tu sais parce que tu parles (muy deprisa y a tomar por saco.) ALUMNOS.

Después pasó algo parecido a esto:

¿Qué os parece semejante clase de mierda?

Saludos.

Kanikuly.

en mi zona pegan a los profesores uno llamo al timbre de mi casa una vez